Well, money's gettin' cheaper   Prices gettin' steeper   Found myself a woman   But I just couldn't keep her      Times gettin' tougher than tough   Things gettin' rougher than rough   I make a lot of money   I just keep spendin' the stuff      Well, pork chops on the market   Ask the butcher for a pound   Couldn't buy a pork chop   When I laid my money down      Times gettin' tougher than tough   Things gettin' rougher than rough   I make a lot of money   Just keep spendin' the stuff      Well, politicians are tellin' folks   To cut out on their meat   Why don't they cut the price   And let the people eat?      Times gettin' tougher than tough   Things gettin' rougher than rough   I make a lot of money   I just keep spendin' the stuff      Well, I can't afford to live   I guess I'll have to try   Undertaker's got a union   And it costs too much to die      Times gettin' tougher than tough   Things gettin' rougher than rough   I make a lot of money   I just keep spendin' the stuff