You got you some legs baby    That just won't quit    You got a pretty boy    And he looks pretty hip    You got you one on the sly    But you gave him the slip    And that's just a cryin' shame       'Cause you love the boy    With pretty green eyes    And you love the boy    Who says he's so clever and wise    And you love the boy    Who's always telling you lies    And that's just a cryin' shame       Sometimes it never quits raining    Sometimes that phone just won't ring    Sometimes I never miss nothing    And sometimes I miss anything       But you like 'em tall when it's raining    And you like 'em dark when you're feeling no pride    But you never felt anything that you wanted to hide    And that's just a cryin' shame       So he says you look lovely my dear    You say thank you I'm fine    And you spend all his money    And you spend all his time    And you spend the night    Like you were spending a dime    And that's just a cryin' shame