I used to screwdriver   I couldn't find the key   I had to know your secrets   The thoughts you kept from me      I read how you resent me   You even dreamed that I was dead   You said, "You thought that I'd look stunning   With a bullet in my head"      Ooh, it's too bizarre to believe   Ooh, you can't be talkin' 'bout me   That's the way I have to read it   In your diary      Now we can fight if you want to   Unhappily ever after   Or you can just tell me to my face   If you think I'm such a bastard      I knew you'd weren't happy   Yeah but who'd have guessed of this   To read that you were planning   To betray me with a kiss      Ooh, it's too bizarre to believe   Ooh, you can't be talkin' 'bout me   But that's the way I have to read it      You'll probably just leave me   And I'll fall apart, might as well just kill me   Why don't you finish what you started?      Ooh, it's too bizarre to believe, ooh   You can't be talkin' 'bout me   That's the way I have to read it   In your diary      In your diary, in your diary, in your diary