W´en mi jus´ come to Landan toun   Mi use to work pan di andahgroun   But workin´ pan di andahgroun   Y´u don´t get fi know your way around      Inglan is a bitch   Dere´s no escapin it   Inglan is a bitch   Dere´s no runnin´ whey fram it      Mi get a lickle jab in a bih ´otell   An´ awftah a while, mi woz doin´ quite well   Dem staat mi aaf as a dish-washah   But w´en mi tek a stack, mi noh tun clack-watchah      Inglan is a bitch   Dere´s no escapin it   Inglan is a bitch   No baddah try fi hide fram it      W´en dem gi´ you di lickle wage packit   Fus dem rab it wid dem big tax rackit   Y´u haffi struggle fi mek en´s meet   An´ w´en y´u goh a y´u bed y´u jus´ can´t sleep      Inglan is a bitch   Dere´s no escapin it   Inglan is a bitch   A noh lie mi a tell, a true      Mi use to work dig ditch w´en it cowl noh bitch   Mi did strang like a mule, but bwoy, mi did fool   Den awftah a while mi jus´ stap dhu ovahtime   Den awftah a while mi jus´ phu dung mi tool      Inglan is a bitch   Dere´s no escapin it   Inglan is a bitch   Y´u haffi know how fi survive in it      Well mi dhu day wok an´ mi dhu nite wok   Mi dhu clean wok an´ mi dhu dutty wok   Dem seh dat black man is very lazy   But if y´u si how mi wok y´u woulda sey mi crazy      Inglan is a bitch   Dere´s no escapin it   Inglan is a bitch   Y´u bettah face up to it      Dem a have a lickle facktri up inna Brackly   Inna disya facktri all dem dhu is pack crackry   Fi di laas fifteen years dem get mi laybah   Now awftah fifteen years mi fall out a fayvah      Inglan is a bitch   Dere´s no escapin it   Inglan is a bitch   Dere´s no runnin´ whey fram it      Mi know dem have work, work in abundant   Yet still, dem mek mi redundant   Now, at fifty-five mi gettin´ quite ol´   Yet still, dem sen´ mi fi goh draw dole      Inglan is a bitch   Dere´s no escapin it   Inglan is a bitch   Is whey wi a goh dhu ´bout it?