He called us slobbering!      Said we were mangy!      Did I hear stupid?      Huh?      Tell us again-- gee   It's so incredible      That you're so rude      When you're so edible      When you are food!      It's time to chow down      Chow down!   Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chow down      I'm chompin' at the bit, baby      My stomach's on the growl, son      Chow down!   Chow down!   You both been invited on a date   Two courses handed to us on a plate   We'll have you raw, won't be long to wait   Seeing you're already brown   Chow down!   Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chow down!      Your ribs are looking so tasty      Such chewy little chops, chums      Eat up!      Now wasn't it her mom who ate your dad?      And having parents eaten makes us mad      We're gonna settle up the score a tad      We've never had a snack of such renown   Chow down!   Chow down!      Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-      What, Ed? What is it?      Hey, did we order this dinner to go?      No      Well, there it goes!      I think we should begin the meal from scratch   So many juicy segments to detach   Be good as gold for you're as good as carved      Here, kitty kitty...      We're starved!