Girls are cute, they rarely poot   and they have wet vaginas   when i was in school, i wasn't cool   kids thought i was too conflicted   so I thought that a girl would rock my world   if i was a rock n' roll singer   i guess i was wrong, it wasn't too long   till i learned to DRUG THEM and RAPE THEM   fake glasses, good vision, indie pop here i come,   NOW I'M GONNA GET LAID! last call, for rufenol   so i traded my skirt for a flowerdy shirt and hip huggin dickies   got a get-up kids patch for my one strap pack,   and some frivolous glasses   the girls will jump up and down to the power pop sound   and think that I am romantic   when I'm done w/ the show, everyone will know,   that I'm surely gonna get some, sweet pussy!   oooh eeeeh ooh I look just like River's Cuomo!   Is this a satire?