Fancy you showin' up at this place   Big stuff on your vanity plates   Kissin' everybody on both of their cheeks   Just you and what's her name      Every woman in the room over eighteen hates her   You gonna help her with her homework later   Then brag to all your friends   'Bout how you scored again      Well, whoop-de-do, you ain't all that, like you think you are   Whoop-de-do, baby, I've got news for you   Whoop-de-do, so you've got another trophy on your arm   What are you tryin' to prove to who I said whoop-de-do      Back when I was just fresh off the farm   Little Miss Naive met Mister Charm   I froze up like a deer in the headlights      And you knocked me off my hooves   But it wasn't too long 'til the spell went south   And every other word comin' out of your mouth   Was a downright lie, but smooth      Well, whoop-de-do, you ain't all that, like you think you are   Whoop-de-do, baby, I've got news for you   Whoop-de-do, so you've got another trophy on your arm   What are you tryin' to prove to who I said whoop-de-do      So this is your big plan a string of young pearls   Always slippin' through your hands   Whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do   You ain't all that, like you think you are      Whoop-de-do, baby, I've got news for you   Whoop-de-do, so you've got another trophy on your arm   Don't it feel like deja vu, what are you trying to prove to who?   I said, whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do