Mr. Ambivalent   You ain't going nowhere   Sitting on that fence   Mr. Ambivalent   We're all sick and tired   Of your ambivalence      Mr. Ambivalent   You don't gain no ground   When you stay in one spot   Mr. Ambivalent   Make a little movement   Or get off of the pot      If you love it and you hate it   You just stay in a bind   Take it or leave it   Make up your mind      Mr. Ambivalent   You got options open   But you're headed for a fall   Mr. Ambivalent   You'll wind up with nothing   Because you want it all      Mr. Ambivalent   First you say you're sure   And then you're not so sure   Mr. Ambivalent   No one thinks it's cute   When you're so damned demure      If you love it and you hate it   You just stay in a bind   Take it or leave it   Make up your mind      Mr. Ambivalent   Lord, you love to waffle   How you go back and forth   Mr. Ambivalent   You say you're flying south   And then you stay up north