Smiles, I was taught never to smile   I was told the stylish smiles of buffoonery   Chicanery and larceny abound      My mom said unless someone sticks you right in front of a camera   A smile is the last thing that you wanna do   Those smiles, those mirthless toothy smiles      Smiles, they all smile on tv   The quizmaster with his withered crones   The talkshow hosting movie stars, the politician licking feet      The mugger, the rapist, the arsonic lover   All smile out from the news, at one time or another   Those smiles, those garish sickly smiles      When I was young my mother said to me   Never, ever, let anyone see that you're happy      Smiles, never, ever let them see you smile   They'll always put you down   With those smiles, never, ever let them see you smile   They'll always put you down   With your smiles, never, ever let them see you smile   Don't you know they'll make you go      Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo   Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo   Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo   Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo   (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo   Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)   (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo   Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)