Miss riley had a dog   She used to keep it in her backyard   And when the dog began to bark   All the neighbors began to shout   Then came a stormy night   Miss riley let her dog out   And when the neighbors found him 'round   They put a gun down his mouth and shot him down   And he went      Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow   Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow      Miss murphy had a cat   On her lap it sat   And once in a great big while   It looked like that cheshire cat did smile   But often it used to chase   Anything that crossed it's face   But one day it got so hot   That cheshire cat had a blood clot   And she said      Ooohhh-meow, me-meow   Ooohhh-meow, me-meow      Meow      And then the dog met the cat   The dog was hot and the cat was wet   Then came some sweaty dude   He put a board between the two   Then they couldn't get at it   Got frustrated all about it   So they did the only thing you could do   They took the dude's sweat and shot it up between the two   And they said      Ooohhh-wow, bow-wow   Ooohhh-wow, bow, me, wow