Doug the Jitterbug   Just a silly lug   Young and wild with lots of style   That's Doug the Jitterbug      Just a crazy mug   Drinks liquor by the jug   He's alive with lots of jive   Doug the Jitterbug      They threw him out of school   'Cause all he learned was Tiger Rag   He never knew the golden rule   But boy, how he can shag      Doug the Jitterbug   Cuts a wicked rug   It ain't no shame, he's not to blame   He's Doug the Jitterbug      He studied to be a lawyer   But he never got a case   Every time they'd look for that cat in court   He'd be doing the pantywaist      Let's talk about Doug the Jitterbug   Cuts a wicked rug   It ain't no shame, he's not to blame   He's Doug the Jitterbug