It could be the absinthe talking   (I don't think so)   I don't either   I've gotta find a new place   A new place to feed   Gotta be      Stop everything, something is not feeling right   The planets are not all aligned   I know it, I've felt this before   My evil is thirsting for more   I need a new outlet to feed      What can I do? I've got an idea   I think I'll just become a priest   Deceiving them with my belief   I'll preach about what life is worth   And cover my sins with the church      My demons can run around free   No one will suspect a thing   I'll show them its okay to lust   A priest is who children can trust   I've found a new outlet to feed      Baptized by the unexpected   Terrorized by the imperfections      Something is not feeling right   The planets are not all aligned   I know it, I've felt this before   My evil is thirsting for more   I need a new outlet to feed      What can I do? I've got an idea   I think I'll just become a priest   Deceiving them with my belief   I'll preach about what life is worth   And cover my sins with the church      My demons can run around free   No one will suspect a thing   I'll show them its okay to lust   A priest is who children can trust   I've found a new outlet to feed      Baptized by the unexpected   Terrorized by the imperfections   Baptized by the unexpected   Terrorized by the imperfections      Oh my God   I'm watching TV, I can't   Oh what's this world coming to   I see a priest molesting children      I see terrorists blowing up buildings   I see someone in rage killing dime bag on stage   What the fuck is this?   What the fuck is this?      I got a kid   Should I send him to Sunday school?   I got a kid   Should I send him to Sunday school?   So you can fuck him      Oh no you're not gonna fuck him   How 'bout this?   I don't fucking know who I can trust in this world   And I'm not gonna blow one time   I'm not that scared      Something is not feeling right   The planets are not all aligned   I know it, I've felt this before   My evil is thirsting for more   I need a new outlet to feed      Baptized by the unexpected   Terrorized by the imperfections   Baptized by the unexpected   Terrorized by the imperfections      Wake up people and look at Mike around you