I ain't no joke   So you should get a pen   And write yourself a little note   So you don't forget again   That when it comes to cash   I've been gettin' smoked   Lendin' out my money   Now I'm broke      Somebody's gettin' choked   'Cos now its time to pay the piper   Bums are the type of shit that's in a diaper   Don't make me have to call a sniper   And wipe your brains off my windshield wiper, you dirty bug      As soon as I get paid they come in masses   There's someone givin' classes on kissin' peoples asses   Unless you're livin' where the trash is   Don't even come around here askin' where my cash is      Me, I'm broke   Me, I'm broke      I aint no joke, I'll say it once again   And if I get provoked there'll be knuckles on your chin   Some people never learn   Borrowin' from me you might regret it   For one, I ain't no bank and you got shitty credit      As soon as I get paid they're comin' out the woodwork   Take your ass and get a job like you should jerk   Unless you're livin' where the trash is   But your not, so find another spot where the cash is      Me, I'm broke   Me, I'm broke      Gimme back my money, you bum   You said you'd pay me back   I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'   Now people say that I'm a slacker   If I'm a slacker, its through the eyes of the ones that are blind      You said you'd pay me back   I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'   Now people say that I'm a slacker   If I'm a slacker, its through the eyes of the ones that are blind      You said you'd pay me back   I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'   Now people say that I'm a slacker   If I'm a slacker, its through the eyes of the ones that are blind      La la la   La la la   La la la   Gimme back my money   La la la   La la la   La la la      You said you'd pay me back   I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'   Now people say that I'm a slacker   If I'm a slacker, its through the eyes of the ones that are blind      You said you'd pay me back   I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'   Now people say that I'm a slacker   If I'm a slacker, its through the eyes of the ones that are blind