Everything you want is done   You wanna run and all you wanna get is high   Stand back and letting all the checks roll in   You've done enough to get you by      You don't even try with your resume around your neck      Loans are going unpaid dinner dates are delayed   Phones calls are never returned   Toys in the driveway ashes in the ashtray   Bridges that you've yet to burn      I think its coming to you, such a strange occupation   I think its coming to you, such a strange situation      You want to turn me around by the resume around my neck      Hand in hand on the witness stand making time with you      You want to jerk me around with your resume around your neck      You're gonna buy us with the ease of a virus and disease   You were on a rope but now your done, your lead is hard to follow   Your story's hard to swallow, you've stopped being very much fun      I think its coming to you, such a strange occupation   You've got it coming to you, such a strange situation      I wanna hang you up by the resume around your neck      Hand in hand on the witness stand making time with you   Send you home with broken bones making time with you