I was talking, not two days ago   To a certain bartender I'm lucky to know   And I asked Henry, my bartending friend   If I should bother dating unfamous men      And Henry said, "You're lucky   To even know me   You're lucky to be alive"      "You're lucky   To be drinking here for free   'Cause I'm a sucker   For your lucky, pretty eyes"      And then he said, "Do you wanna   Be a polyester bride?   Or do you want   To hang your head and die?"      "Do you want to find alligator   Cowboy boots they just put on sale?   Do you want to flap your wings   And fly away from here?"      And I was sitting, not two days ago   Feeling lonely, 'cause I'm just feeling low   And I asked Henry, my bartending friend   Why it is that there are those kind of men      And Henry said, "You're lucky   To even know me   You're lucky to be alive"      "You're lucky   To be drinking here for free   'Cause I'm a sucker   For your lucky, pretty eyes"      And then he said, "Do you wanna   Be a polyester bride?   Or do you want   To hang your head and die?"      "Do you want to find alligator   Cowboy boots they just put on sale?   Do you want to flap your wings   And fly away from here?"      "Princess, do you really   Want to flap your wings and fly?   Because you've got time"      He keeps telling me   "You've got time"   But I don't believe him   "You've got time"      I keep on pushing harder   I keep on pushing farther away   But he keeps telling me, "Baby"   He says, "Baby, yeah"      "Do you want   To be a polyester bride?   Or do you want   To hang your head and die?"      "Do you want to find alligator   Cowboy boots they just put on sale?   Do you want to flap your wings   And fly away from here?"      "Do you want   To be a polyester bride?"   (Away from here)      "Do you want   To be a polyester bride?"   (Away from here)      "Do you want   To be a polyester bride?"   "Princess, do you really want   To flap your wings and fly away from here?"