Brickface and Stucco met on the corner    Of 48th st. and 3rd Boulevard    Brickface in a white t-shirt    Stucco wore a skin tight skirt    They'd go to the Village on saturdays    Go to Broadway and see cheap plays    Brickface decided he was a she and    Stucco decided to go out to sea    In fishnet stocking and old saltines    They parted happily, said they'd meet    again in 2003, 2003, 2003 !    Get out of the old neighborhood!    Get out while your still looking good!    Wake up, brake up & go    Wake up, brake up & go    Brickface and Stucco    Brickface grew his short hair long    Bought some wigs and tried them all on    Cheap perfume and old lame'    Gonna wax his legs today    Stucco sailed the seven seas    Grew a beard and drank some teas    Used cheap women, drank lots of gin    Thought of Brickface now and again    Now and again! Now and again!    Wake up, make up & go!    Wake up, make up & go!    They had a child together    Sail the oceasn, what could be better    Babe was born on November 10    They named her Formica Linoleum,    Linoleum...