Is there a doctor in the house   In the house of pancakes   You got a banana split   Personality   Lately it's been happy hour   All day long   Sip it slowly and leave the olive   She is very fond of you      You stand accused   Of smoking English cigarettes   That's a provocation   If ever one was   Brother number one   Brother number two   Why are you fighting   What are you gonna do      And at the weekly meeting   Of anonymous cads   You shuffle your feet   And whistle out aloud   Listen to what they're saying   What a load of crap   You ain't no Cary Grant   But then again, who is