Scouring through the wasteland   with an urge to take   anything that comes into view   only ten more puffs until bedtime   I?ve found eating so time consuming      "Willie oh Willie", she cried it?s time for tea   Willie, oh where in hell has he gone?   It?s time for tea      South of the wasteland at your DIY   The inconsiderate rings his till   Offering plans of easy credit   Claims he?ll cause a killing in the school half term      "Willie oh Willie", she cried it?s time for tea   Willie, oh where in hell has he gone?   It?s time for tea      And welly well, well, what have I found here?   A hiding place made by Frigidaire   I think I?ll try it and give my mates a scare   They?ll all be searching neither here nor there      "Willie oh Willie", she cried it?s time for tea   Willie, oh where in hell has he gone?   It?s time for tea      Long depress of autumn breeze   Sucking on the rubber back teeth   Plays into the hand of the hardware man   Who selfishly, ?I don?t care?