On top of the hour (compulsive my behaviour)   I see my life through sky news (keeping things in order)   Keep on watching on my wide-screen set   Can't contain myself   I'm going pay-per-view      Think I'll explode (in the corner of my room)   If I do too much gak (sits my one big eyeball)   It's with the advent of this pay-per-view   Can't control myself      I scratch my knee   I have to scratch the other   (this is sky news) documentaries are the best      Thru' my t.v., through my t.v.   All my problems come      I study quite hard (in the corner of my room)   When I should be in bed (sits my one big eyeball)   I'm in the open university   A constant imprint of the test card on my eyes   I think I should rest (compulsive my behaviour)   Sleep on one side and then the other (keeping things in order)   Always searching for the abilene   Can't control myself