Yeah come see this nigga   Come see this ol' light skinned mothafucka   I seen him and I'm addicted   Disturbin' tha peace is the click   Please tell these fake ass niggas who you are      I be dat nigga named Luda'   Alert alert it's the atllien intruder   College park water boy, spittin' in tha c-cooler   I jam till they deaf, they call me slick dick da ruler   Women indeed, keep ya eyes closed   'Bow blows, come out dem clothes hoe   Low pros, low bows, watch out for the po-po   And I chose, to be dat numba one contender, southern offender   Fuckin' up ya whole agenda      When I walk you try to run   When I run you try to hide   You skated the snap of my finger   Call me golden gley   Its you and I, do or die, who am I?   I got a pocket full of family stones, cats think I'm sly      Oh why try, you one of dem niggaz that like to cheat death   And I'm one of dem niggaz that rip up excursions   Til there is no seats left   You shit out wheat chex and fart out deep breaths   While we toss darts at the bottom of y'all V-necks      Who?   Dat nigga cries?   Oh dat nigga is aight   Dat nigga can't fuck wit me thou   Let me get on da mic   Nigga, who da fuck are you nigga      I be dat nigga bronze bridges   Playaz wanna ball or go on strike 'cause of my pitches   They think I want they bitches   But I don't want no pigeons   Yet pigeons can scrub my dishes   And y'all don't want no scrubs till y'all pull out y'all extensions      Y'all in school detention that'll Neva come out   Man I'll catch yo Achilles tendon and put a sock in yo mouth   'Cause we da shit in the south, they know what I'm talkin' 'bout   You see we Jack and we Daniels, y'all Earl and Ralph   4-ize twirl it out, lick it dry and tend it to flames   Not even Joshua can come to war wit dis games      These bitch niggaz is lame and come down wit da reigns   You all wet behind da ears but its a drought in ya brain   And dats tha simple and plain man   Three W dot shh   (Man dat dude lauder's got some hotter than hot shh)   Well sh-sh-shut da fuck up   Before you get cu-cu-cut-cut da fuck up      Hold on man   Hold on lil buddy   Y'all talkin' 'bout shorty man   Shorty up at da radio station man?   Shorty be poppin' man?   Man, let the name be known   Who y'all talkin' 'bout      I be dat nigga dat lova lova   I'm nastier than thinkin' about yo' parents sex each other   No glove, no love, betta tell yo dick to run for cover   So when lightening strikes, you can be safe on a few rubbers   If you know what I mean   Not everybody is Mr and Mrs. Clean   Some get burnt like Freddie Kruger, sweat dreams   Girls backin' dey ass up now they 400 degrees ha      Hot girl, tryin' to give to niggaz up on da block girl   Have you screamin' "Stop girl"   I rock worlds with my 9 inch louieville slugga   Still wonder why they call me lova lova   Self Explainatruim   Ass Valedictorian   I bring 'em back to da future like a '85 Delirium      Da Luda drug emporium   On da counter prescription   You like my diction   And my doctor nurse convention   I put da stethoscope quite close to yo tittie   Have yo butt checks red man like Uncle Quilly      See me, see me   Ha ha ha   C E O   D T P   Infamous 2-0   Fate Forsta   4-ize-zy   Shondrez-zy on da beat   Playa Circle to ya boy   College park nigga   Virgo nigga, what wha   Ahh ahh ahh