Way down yonder on the bayou   There lives a little girl-o   Her skin so pale, six feet high   Skinny as a rail and just one eye      And she's the one-eyed Fiona   She's the one-eyed Fiona   She's the one-eyed Fiona   She's the one-eyed Fiona      Her daddy, gone to Heaven   Her mama won't like you   Her brother, he's crazy   He just might bite you   Her sister, she's pretty   But she just won't do      She's the one-eyed Fiona   She's the one-eyed Fiona   And she's the one-eyed Fiona   She's the one-eyed Fiona      And oh, you can say she gonna love you   Because you made a little voodoo   Oh, but what they didn't tell you   It ain't up to you, dude, yeah      Oh, you better not cross her   You try to boss her   Then you better duck mister   Here come a cup and a saucer      And she's the one-eyed Fiona   She's the one-eyed Fiona   And she's the one-eyed Fiona   She's the one-eyed Fiona      So if you're going to the bayou   Man, I'll tell you all I know   She's got skin so pale, she's six feet high   And she'll look right through you with just one eye      And she's the one-eyed Fiona   She's the one-eyed Fiona   And she's the one-eyed Fiona   And she's the one-eyed Fiona      And she's the one-eyed Fiona   She's the one-eyed Fiona   And she's the one-eyed Fiona   She's the one-eyed Fiona      Yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah      And she's the one-eyed Fiona   She's the one-eyed Fiona   She's the one-eyed Fiona   She's the one-eyed Fiona, yeah