Intro [maestro fresh wes] {ebony mc}   Ahh yes   Swinging along, just swinging ahh yeah   Me and my main man ebony mc {right about now}   Just swinging along {we just swinging along}   Ah yeah, special shout out {bust it}      [maestro fresh wes] {ebony mc} (both)   We rock the mic {we rock the mic well}   We rock the mic {we rock the mic}   Well, we rock the mic and (we rock the mic well)   (1) for the treble (2) for the bass   Come on ebony mc help me rock the place      {ebony mc}   We be waiting, playing, anticipation   The next new rhyme that I be creating   For '89 I decided to fix, my rhymes   To make them fresher, to cook under pressure   To be on top and never be the lesser   I'm the animal, uh the hunter   To go getter of a guy   I am the best of the west the beast of the east   Some people call me lazy, but that's alright   I like to lie around talk around, fun around   Sleep, get comfortable and even relax   'til my sleep meter reaches the ultimate max   To live without my waterbed would be ? ? ? ? ?    'til the party roles around my...   [maestro]   Well, I'll never be a peddler, never be a bagger   I'm not jimmy walker, but I'm not a swarteneger   You know I got the build of a regular man   I'm not a j.j., but not no conan   Just maestro, not second or third   I eat at burger king 'cause I'm not herb   And if your name happens to be herb   Just say {i'm not the herb you're looking for, word}   I hate to meet mothers, hat e to meet fathers   They all want me to marry their daughters   It happens to me almost everyday   A girl will take me to her crib and this is what she'll say   'mom and dad this is wes' and I'll say hi   Ma will pinch me on the cheek like I'm mom's apple pie   Dad says 'i'm pleased to meet you, I'm mr. jones'   'you the most decent chap janine's brought home'   'would you like to have a beer? '   No thanks just juice   'grandma woke up, we'll have to introduce'   'oh, by the way call me pa, we love to make you our son-in-law'   See what I mean they won't leave me alone   I just wanted to jump in janine's pretty little bones   Janine said 'grandma, this is wes'   Grammy said 'hi' I guess she was deaf   I said, hi my name is wes, 'did you say fresh? '   That's right fresh wes, I drank the juice and I left   {ebony mc}   Well I was walking downtown and I saw this whore   She had a body like a two by four   She came on over, asked for my number   I said, no ho, all you want is my lumber   No, no baby I won't be doing that   You won't see me stroking no street corner cat   'cause I'm an arcade junkie, my rhymes are funky   My beats and rhymes rocked humpty dumpty   Mcs want to thump me, girls want to jump me   My face is smooth and never ever lumpy   (*laughter*)   [m] that was good, that was good   {e} yo, wes drop that snow white story man   Go ahead, drop it      [maestro]   Check it out   I remember a story, when I was small   About snow white and the seven dwarves   Well, if you ask me, I know that couldn't be true   If I was one of them I knew exactly what I'd do {what, what? }   The story that was told was totally wack   Snow white was a freak and the dwarves were black   She lived in a house, you could probably figure   What she be doing with a bunch of horny niggas   Doc, dopey, grumpy, sneezy   Come one, come on, come on she was sleazy   Happy, sleepy and my brother bashful   Made sure snow white got her mouthful   {ebony mc}   Well I'm the cutest looking guy, I like to say   Conceded you call me, but that's okay   I've often thought about posing for ceterfolds   The girl designed me and they broke the mold   Part of the creation, what can I say   They even made up an ebony playmate   You know I always keep the body looking fine   The dimple, the smile, nothing out of line   No dirt in the dimples, I keep the face neat   No sugar in the body, I eat the shredded wheat   I use the eye drops to keep the eyes clean   Hair so fine I use ultra-sheen   The buttock firm, the girls enjoy that   No need for exercise I don't collect fat   The feet are large and the jewels look great   You could try to change but you're late get laid   Wish you were me but that could never be   First of all your name is not ebony mc   [maestro]   Well, I'm not too big, not too small {average}   Not too short, but I'm not that tall {5'9" 5'10"}   I'm not a heavy guy and my head ain't bald   As I drive the girls up the wall   I had a girl and her name was judy   Judy had a super dope big fat booty {big fat booty}   Everything was cool and everything was okay   Until I met this freak named shebon {shebon} the other day   Shebon had a shape like an hourglass   Real fine legs with ... {let's just pass}   Although she looked young, she was an older girl   Thick like judy with malaysian curl   Judy had night school onec a week   So that would be the night I'd rock that freak   Well that night I went over to shebon's place   And to the bedroom we quickly laid   Then I rocked her, oh my, and took a rest   I saw a picture of a child on her bedroom chest {easy}   I took a good look and I felt so bad   'cause it was a portrait of judy at her grade 8 grad   Torn between two lovers {it's okay wes, it's okay}   Feeling like a fool {don't cry man}   I just fucked judy's mother, and judy's in night school   Like keith I make the ladies sweat   What yo learn about women, I'm trying to forget   I wrote a love jam, now the girls are drooling   I play like heavy d boy, (just coolin')   Like laverte, I'm the love expert   No time for casanova but I clock 'nuff skirts   To be blousing, my rhyme arouses   Like blue violets and red rouses   {we rock the mic} we rock the mic {well}   {we rock the mic} we rock the mic {well}   {we rock the mic} we rock the mic {well}   We rock the mic and {we rock the mic well}