So we got married in Venice in June   So what?   We circled the Earth in a hot air balloon   So what?   and the rest of our lives   is one long honeymoon   well, that doesn't mean we're in love   If you really loved me   you'd buy me a beautiful pearl   but you've already bought me   all of the pearls in the world   so there's one thing I crave   when my days become ho-hum and blah   I want a zebra   We've got so many tchotchkes   we've pratically emptied the Louvre   In most of our palaces   there's hardly room to manoeuvre   I shan't go to Balie today   I must stay home and Hoovre   up the gold dust   That doesn't mean we're in love   If you really loved me   you'd buy me the Great Pyramid   Oh, I'm so forgetful, you already did   But there's one think I need   if you won't think I'm greedy, my deah   another zebra   Zelda looks lonely, I want a zebra