Well, I'm here looking thru' an old picture frame   Just waiting for the perfect view   I hope something special will step into my life   Another fine edition of you      A pin up done in shades of blue   Some don't play yourself for a fool   Too much cheesecake too soon   And don't let this happen to you      Sometimes you find you're yearning for the quiet life   The country air and all of its joys   But badgers couldn't compensate at twice the price   For just another night with the boys   And boys will be boys will be boys      They say love's a gamble, hard to win, easy to lose   And while sun shines you'd better make hay   So if life is your table and fate is the wheel   Then let the chips fall where they may   In modern times the modern way      And as I was drifting past the Lorelei   I heard those slinky sirens wail   (Ooo)   So look out sailor when you hear them croon   You'll never be the same again, oh no   Their crazy music drives you insane this way      So love me, leave me, do what you will   Who knows what tomorrow might bring   Learn from your mistakes is my only advice   And stay cool is the main rule      Don't play yourself for a fool   Too much cheesecake too soon   Old money's better than new   No mention in the latest tribune   And don't let this happen to you