There's a devil waiting outside your door   There's a devil waiting outside your door   And he's bucking and braying and pawing at the floor   And he's howling with pain and crawling up the walls      There's a devil waiting outside your door   He's weak with evil and broken by the world   He's shouting your name and he's asking for more   Well give him more, give him more   There's a devil waiting outside your door, oh yeah      Lover man, since the world began   Forever, Amen, until end of time   Take off that dress, I'm coming down   I'm your lover man   'Cause I am what I am, what I am, what I am      L is for love, baby   O is for only you that I do   V is for loving virtually all that you are   E is for loving almost everything you do   R is for rape me and   M is for murder me   A is for answering all of my prayers   N is for knowing your lover man's gonna be the answer to your tear      Lover man, till the bitter end   While empires burn down   Forever and ever and ever and ever, Amen, lover man   So help me, baby, so help me   'Cause I am what I am, what I am, what I am, what I am   I'll be your lover man      There's a devil crawling along your floor   There's a devil crawling along your floor   With a trembling heart he's coming through the door   With his straining sex in his jumping paw, oh yeah      There's a devil crawling along your floor   And he's old and he's stupid and he's hungry and he's sore   And he's lame and he's blind and he's dirty and he's poor   Give him more, give him more, give him more, give him more   Give him more, give him more, give him more   There's a devil crawling along your floor      Lover man, well here I stand   Forever, Amen   'Cause I am what I am, what I am, what I am   Forgive me, baby my hands are bound   And I got no choice, no, I got no choice at all      I'll say it again   L is for love   O is for O yes I do   V is for virtue, so I ain't gonna hurt you   E is for even if you want me to   R is for render unto me, baby   M is for that which is mine   A is for any old how, darling   N is for any old time      I'll be your lover man, I got a master plan   To take off your dress and be your man   Well seize the throne   Seize the mantle, seize the crown   'Cause I am what I am, what I am, what I am, what I am   I'm your lover man      There's a devil lying by your side   You might think he's asleep   But look at his eyes   He wants you, baby, to be his bride   There's a devil lying by your side      I'll be your lover man   Your lover man, till the bitter end   'Cause I am what I am, what I am, what I am   Your lover man, your lover man   'Cause I am what I am, what I am, what I am, what I am   Your lover man