Chorus:   To pack for camping, there's just two rules   Do we need it? Is it cool?   Here's the stuff that we really need   Just the bare necessities   Hunters dress like Mata Hari   You're going camping, not on a safari   Lederhosen, a pickax and socks   For climbing the Alps   We'll been climbing up rocks      Chorus      You've got to be kidding   It's a real necessity   Not. Hairdryers need electricity   And what's this?   Frozen dinner. This one's my fav.   And where are you going to find a microwave?      Chorus      What now? An outfit to wear in case of danger   I'm just a camper, not a park ranger   No more jokes, it's understood   We can be comfy and still look good      Chorus