I want candy, bubble gum and taffy   Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy   Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy   I'm her Hugh Cronyn, and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy      Put it in a pile   Split it with my bitty   Fifty/fifty, down the the line   Kind of like close encounters of the cavity kind      I'm talkin' lickerish, kisses   Talkin' chocolate dile smiles   I want candy   I gotta sugar tooth   Put on your shanghai, Sandy   'Cause I wanna knock boots      Lick the peppermint stick   'Til the lollipop droops   Gum drops that don't stop   'Til the litlot's loose   Candy, candy      I need candy   Bubble gum and taffy   Get in my way punk   You're gonna get your ass beat   Nasty   Do it 'til your daddy sees   Embarrass your own family   Just because you came between a kid and his candy      I need candy   Any kind'll do   Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved   It's gonna make me spazz like bobcats on booze   A hyperactive juice that only I can produce      That fuels a giant drill, bore straight into hell   Releasin' ancient demons from a sleep forever spell   So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated   And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created      I need candy, want some candy   Eat candy 'til I'm dead   I'll kill you for some candy   Give me candy, candy head      Where you keepin' all the candy   Who made you candy king   If you don't give me some candy   I will make the ladies sing      Mess up the mix, mix up the mess   Come on down yo, here's the address   Said six, one-two Wharf Avenue   Right next to gentleman's club