People say you're stupid and fat   And your face resembles the ass of a rat   In the schoolyard no one would play   You'd say "Hi" and they'd run away   Your teachers all say you're dumb as shit   Your guidance councilor says you should drop out and quit   But OZZY ain't got nothin' on me      HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!      So now I warn you    You'd better think twice   From here on in don't play nice   Voodoo dolls for you with pins   The world's gonna pay for their sins   For a while I was down on my luck   But now it's me you'd better not fuck   Cause me and LU' are working a spell   Laugh now, cause we'll see you in hell!      HAIL SATAN!!! (c'mon, everyone, sing along!)      Even strangers point and stare   You've had it--you'd better beware   Hide in church and sing your psalm   See my pentagrams on my palms   Better stay and pray with the nuns   We've got you in the sight of our guns   So Sundays, its wafers and wine   Or sign here on the dotted line!      [Chorus, inexcusably horrid guitar-wanking]