Thermal count is rising   In perpetual writhing   The primordial ooze   And the sanity they lose      Awakened in the morning   To more air pollution warnings   Still we sleepwalk off to work   While our ne-ne-nervous systems jerk      Pretending not to notice   How history had forebode us   With the green house in effect   Our environment was wrecked      Now I can only laugh   As I read our epitaph   We end our lives as moles   In the dark of dawn patrol