we're all in a list-show   it's a lot of fun   we all wear a dick-splint   yeah, we wear it til it's done   we all watch a list-show   then we watch another one      you can't turn off a list-show   it's my only child   and we gather all the pieces   show me how they get around   let's all watch a list-show   baby, let's all write it down      yeah, can they all be wrong?   what a heist gone wrong      we're all in a list-show   it's a lot of fun   cos we've got all the answers   yeah, we got 'em written down   so let's all watch a list-show   til they get to number one      yeah, can they all be wrong?   what a heist gone wrong!      we have a way of explaining things to you