(d. alvin)   Blue horned toad music (bmi)      (I think I cut myself)   Wanda met duane in a local bar   Next to an industrial park   Duane didn't like the clothes that she wore   But she felt so good in the dark   After a few days they said 'why wait'   And wanda moved in to stay   Into duane's apartment on the second floor   Next to the 605 freeway   They made love in the mornin'   Love in the evenin', love in the afternoon   But all good things have got to come to an end   Even in a warm bedroom   Duane got tired of hearing her voice   And wanda got sick of his breath   Pretty soon they never said a word before falling asleep   On opposite sides of the bed   Oh ain't it a shame   There ain't no one to blame   When love just slips away   And only the lovers remain   Ain't it a shame   There ain't no one to blame   So the names have been changed   To protect wanda and duane   Wanda joined a gym but she never went   'cause it was just too far away   Duane held the tv remote control   And smoked three packs a day   Wanda thought that undercover she might take a lover   But you know that she never did   Duane fell in love with all the naked girls   In the magazines that he hid   Oh ain't it a shame   There ain't no one to blame   When love just slips away   And only the lovers remain   Ain't it a shame   There ain't no one to blame   So the names have been changed   To protect wanda and duane   Wanda was starin' out the front door   At the trees blowin' in the wind   She said 'maybe someday I'm gonna blow out that door   And not blow back in again'   Duane was starin' out the bedroom window   At the leaves falling from the tree   Said 'maybe someday I'm gonna jump out that window   And not say goodbye when I leave'   Ain't it a shame   There ain't no one to blame   When love just slips away   And only the lovers remain   Ain't it a shame   There ain't no one to blame   So the names have been changed   To protect wanda and duane   I said there ain't no one to blame   So we changed our names to wanda and duane