I have told all of my enemies   Very politely to go home   I have seen all of your remedies   Now won't you let me please go home?      I can't find anything to be sad about   They say I'm doomed but I feel fine      I have tried so very hard as hell   To stay away from hell and live upstairs   But when I see all of your remedies   I try quite desperately to go home      I can't find anything to be sad about   They say I'm doomed but I feel fine      But if I'm sitting here lonely   With no one to hold me   At least I'll have my health   I'm trying to control myself      I have told all of my enemies   Very politely to go home   I have seen all of your remedies   Now won't you let me please go home?      I've been acting irresponsibly   But what could possibly go wrong?   I have choked on all your remedies   Now won't you let me please go home?      But if I sit here lonely   With no one to hold me   At least I'll have my health   I'm trying to control myself      I'm trying to control   Myself