She eats a lot of candy   She bubbles up and sucks you down   All that sugar keeps her nasty   She's into tossin' spells and cars around      On a sleepy Sunday   He crawled in through a window   Put a shotgun to her throat and she said   "Life's a ball but it's got a lot of angles on it etc"      She rides with her chin down   She made Graceland cry   She's really into stalking downtown   So don't turn your back against the light      On a random Monday   Lookin' out of the window   See a stick and watch her fly   Blah, blah, blah etc      Licorice well look at this I'm bouncin' gumdrops off the wall   Off the ceilin' fireball   On a rainy Tuesday rats get in through the basement   Get your shotgun get your hose, keepin' up with Candy