Tuesday mornin' sports page   I've got coffee in my cup   A smile creeps across my face   The Braves had beat the Cubs   I hate Chicago      I'm changing planes in Dallas   I ain't going through O'Hare   It's a thousand dollars more I know   But I don't really care   I hate Chicago      Sara told me that she only   Needed space to think things out   Then she met some guy named Tony   Guess where they live now?      I hear the food is great   I hear the summer sure is nice   It's beautiful at Christmas   There's three more reasons why   I hate Chicago      From their WGN station   To their seven feet of snow   The rock band in the 80's   To the Oprah Winfrey Show   I hate Chicago      Sara told me that she only   Needed space to think things out   Then she met some guy named Tony   Guess where they live now, Chicago      Sara used to talk about   How one day we would settle down   Find ourselves an old farmhouse   On the outskirts of a small town      And then she told me that she only   Needed space to think things out   Then she met some guy named Tony   Guess where they live now?      That's right, I hate Chicago   I hate Chicago   Man, I hate Chicago      And I hate Chicago