Rico was a short man   Wants to live with a long haired girl in Cosa Meda   Rip off fruit stands   During the getaway she will drive the Vespa      He's gonna buy a parrot   That speaks her language   But all it'll say is, "What are you doing with him   Let's take off, take off, take off, take off"      Everyone's gotta be something   Me, I'm garbage   It's all I ever wanted to be   Shock me again and I'll say      Anything you want me to   Anything you want me to   Anything you want me to   Anything you want me to   I say anything you want me to   Anything you want      Let it play out   Buy the rights to endless love   If your friends don't like it   You can tell them for me   To fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off      Everyone's gotta be something   Me, I'm stupid   It's all I ever wanted to be   Shock me again and I'll say      Anything you want me to   Anything you want me to   Anything you want me to   Anything you want me to      I say anything you want me to   Anything you want me to   Anything you want me to   Anything you want me to      I say anything you want me to   Anything you want me to   Anything you want me to   Anything you want      Everyone's gotta be something   Me, I'm loaded   It's all I ever wanted to be   Shock me again and I'll stay, I'll stay