Came down from the Cadillac   Dude ranch, health spa   Nestled on the edge of town   For fourteen days I've been   Herbal wrapped, mud packed      Now I'm bustin' out   Well, I thought the wild west wasn't for me   You walked up like a bow legged dream   When you said yes ma'am, I thought I'd scream      Oh, put me in your big ol' pick up truck   Take me to the rodeo   I don't know a thing about broncin' bucks   And I can't do si do      But I can put you back in the saddle, baby   Yeah, stand you up tall   I can put you back in the saddle, baby   Yeah, and that ain't all      Well, it must've been the burned out   New age coffee house   So called sensitive guys   I never thought a leatherneck      Suckin' on a long neck   Could make my temperature rise   But you're so sweet, baby   You're so fine      You bring the barbecue   And I'll bring the wine   We'll dance all night   'Til your belt buckle shines      Oh, put me in your big ol' pick up truck   Take me to the rodeo   I don't know a thing about broncin' bucks   And I can't do si do      But I can put you back in the saddle, baby   Yeah, stand you up tall   I can put you back in the saddle, baby   Every time you fall      Well, I might be in a yuppie funk   You might think I'm a little bit drunk   But all I know is a hunk is a hunk      Oh, put me in your big ol' pick up truck   Take me to the rodeo   I don't know a thing about broncin' bucks   And I can't do si do      But I can put you back in the saddle, baby   Yeah, stand you up tall   I can put you back in the saddle, baby   Yeah, and that ain't all