Cats get served, running up sliced   Every single night and that the way we keep it right   Like that fuckers... (YEAH)      Im just trickin though, Certified Wise in the house tonight   (Certified Wise!)   Oi, When I say Certified you say Wise we say   Certified! (Wise!)   Certified! (Wise!)      The Certified have arrived, extraordinaire extravagant   Beers like confidence, man I drink until I'm arrogant   Cause I'm a cocky fuck, Hit your girl and I knock her up   Be like what the fuck? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!)   Rappers get embarrassed when they see the way that we work   They try hard, they're shamed like fat guys swimming in T-shirts   Research your Oz hip-hop, before you step to us   And if you step, hands around your throat like a necklace      Missed the drum, young ladies gimme a call   My number's written next to Fuckwit on the Chicks bathroom wall   I'm slightly easy and a trife bit sleazy   With the wit of a red brick and chiselled body of Kim Beazley   My theory is, never touch the mic quite serious   A kid goes out on dates later than their next period    My crews got it made, rockin the place   With more dope rappers to match every pram chillin at collonades      It's Certified Wise, no need to tell you again   Because these cunts can be so funky that the smell would offend   A dyke's girlfriend dog, now lets get straight to the point shall we   This rowdy crowd of MC's and DJ's know how to pound beats   Like kids with flat feet and crap beats walking down backstreets   So much work went into this to line the notes of fact sheets   Like black sheep I've got two words for those who slept   (nya, Nya nya nyoooo respect)      You thought it was safe, well guess what (what?)   Boys then beware; my friends will find your weak points (then what)    Get up in there.   Attack your mind, with a fine line when I find time   And I'll find out that you're walking if you're talking the grape vine   I'll waste time. Need to take on the job at hand.   Got skills for this professional typical certified wise man   From Sky to land, I'm overcoming all your schemes and plans   So take cover as I rain thunder upon you man      I manifest Hip-Hop in it's highest degree (Certified Wise)   Somethin' I take very seriously (I sensualise, Certified Wise)      Every songs a collection of kids charmed lives   Like the porn section of gary glitters hard drive   Certified Wise throws a jam thats so hot it'd    Make a married man give up his annual blowjob   You better show something, with heading no bluffin   On the wrong side of my tracks, I'll smash your petticoat junction   In a suffering city, I'm punishing the pretty   And if you dont fuckin feel me I'll crush you without pity      I arrange certain words amongst silence   To be heard in abundance what mc's face redundance   Stereo speakers exceed beyond specifications   Through Extended noise generation   Let's cut the conversations to a small chat (why's that?)   I'm busy tryin to react to the hi-hat   Blockade and Certified stand tall above ridiculous under-achievers   And constant non-believers      I'm on stage with a hanful of panadols handin them out   Cos of the head throbbin from the head noddin   And we about puttin you out for the count like mic check,   You aint gonna get Certified respect   So hide your decks, ya mics I might blackout   In a cipher when I still take the title   The name's Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on your forehead   With more force than porn sex         It's the budhist monks, with the certified mc's   I'll make you nod your head like Parkinson's disease   Sin sanity's but don't step to our click   I got a hundred metronomes just waiting to go sync   So take ya pick but not the axe or the shovel   After hours I make beds rock like Barney Rubble   It's kinda subtle, the way that my flow bores   And leave your ears up shit creek without a funk oar      Now certified wise gotta hold o ya   We got the whole lot o cop and magnolia   We're the fresh B-boys in Nike and Adidas   We're hotter than heaters and blowin up speakers   There's no half-steppers, we far from a fake, we make   Rap music every Aussie can relate to   We'll never take a tumble, We're not gonna stumble   If you dis any member the result is LET'S RUMBLE      Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse reckin   [scratches]   Let me show you new rappers how to do a posse reckin   [scratches]   Let me show you new rappers how to do a poss poss posse re re re re reckin      Complex compliments this simple to complete this individual   Simplex the original beat the hypocritical, ridicule   The weaker techniques that leave you burnt   Like cannabis sateva , either you do or you dont, we'll prove that you wont   Ever endeavour to get it together to better these fellas   I'll be like whatever, you get it?   You're wondering why you should never try   The reason certified is mr. nice with the wise guys      These crews stress, fully on a quest   To be recognised, put up on a level next to me   And the Wise unified our lives, we bless the beat   We yet to see competitors who can compete with   Elaborate schemes they conjoured up in their dreams   Have to be outta your mind to even battle this team   Masterminds of the game, nobody does it the same   When we leave the stage we're sure that you remember the name      You faggot mc's always compare one another   Studio 2000's where you shot your album cover   I've the right patience, to your shit dictation   Then commence domestic mc word castration   Like excelles effects from a psychadelic wanger   For you there's no escape like sperm in a franger   Simulated immitations fade away progressively   So go fuck yourself homaphrodite mc      Yo this is DJ Debris   Representing   Certified Wise      A dietarian, pages down, lyrical librarian   My strong line is carnivore your line was vegetarian   Comparin them i'm tearin them in two so don't you dare me then    Comparin them with them i bring the heat like a solarium   You're starin then you better step back while i'm preparin them   Certified lyrical delegates are all the sound-ions,    Rebellions under one banner for new milleniums    The south is certified its so good like sanitarium      I throw tempo-tempos to scare those who dare oppose   Who dont compare the pro's i'm dressed in threadbare clothes   Still these rare flows got mc's pleading "give us a fair go"   Dont try to stop me you dont realise the lengths to which im prepared to go   We can take a short journey and leave you at your wits end   You get burned like youre smoking a cigarette from the lit end   Youre acting so feminine you could be stressing about split ends   Certified hit home with so much force they make bricks bend      This situation get sticky, like a perve with porn mags   My presence on stage will make you trailer whore skags   Girls cats, hornbag, you know my style sucker,    And now we made tracks to get you up like a fluffer   Certified wise, notorious to rip cunts   Dissin us will get costly like private shows at strip clubs   Beating me's a hard task by itself so fuck you,    Cause thats a fantasy like anal sex with Eliza Dushku      This is my life and many come and go like one night stands   I treat live jams like a sermons and in my mic hand   A holy get them with ya bless ya   Shit you never spit the fresher shit than Pressure   Any means, risk or measure   This cut is deep, so pump a beat for my fuckin peeps   I'm rated X-rated the way that I come with tongue and cheek   We bring a ruckus like truckers in bar brawls   Certified Wise and we out like last calls... calls... calls...