What do you get when you fall in love   A guy with a pin to burst your bubble   That's what you get for all your trouble   I'll never fall in love again   I'll never fall in love again.      What do you get when you kiss a guy   You get enough germs to catch pneumonia   After you do, he'll never phone you   I'll never fall in love again   I'll never fall in love again.      Don't tell me what it's all about   'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out   Out of those chains, those chains that bind you   That is why I'm here to remind you.      What do you get when you fall in love   You only get lies and pain and sorrow   So, for at least until tomorrow   I'll never fall in love again   I'll never fall in love again.      Don't tell me what it's all about   'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out   Out of those chains, those chains that bind you   That is why I'm here to remind you.      What do you get when you fall in love   You only get lies and pain and sorrow   So, for at least until tomorrow   I'll never fall in love again   I'll never fall in love again.      I'll never fall in love again...