I did some time in Tokyo in a dojo   Learned karate and kung fu   And judo 'cause you know      I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside   Eating fried rice and I lie   I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese   I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free      In Nagasaki, I'm drinking saki   And watching hockey in my jockeys   And I'm a servant to technology      I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside   Eating fried rice and I lie   I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese   I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free      Go, [Incomprehensible]      In my Nissan, I put the priest on   And I head out on the highway to Budokan   I'm metal basted and domo wasted      I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside   Eating fried rice and I lie   I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese   I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free      Well I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside   Eating fried rice and I lie   I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese   I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free      Well I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside   Eating fried rice and I lie   I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese   I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free      Well I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside   Eating fried rice and I lie   I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese   I'm on the trapeze