I wrote for luck, they sent me you   I sent for juice, you give me poison   I hold the line, you form the queue   Try anything hard   Is there anything else you can do?      Well not much, I've not been trained   I can sit and stand, beg n' roll over   I don't read, I just guess   There's more than one sign   But they're getting less      And you were wet   But you're getting dryer   You use to speak the truth   But now you're a liar   You use to speak the truth   But now you're clever      And I sent for juice, you give me poison   I hold the line flat first, you form the queue   Try anything hard   Is there anything else you can do?      Well not much, I've not been trained   I can sit and stand, beg n' roll over   I don't read, I just guess   There's more than one sign   But it's getting less      And you were wet   But you're getting dryer   You use to speak the truth   But now you're a liar   You use to speak the truth   But now you're clever   You use to speak the truth   But now you're clever      Think about the future, the future   Think about the future, the future