Please operator, please operator   This is the first time I'm with a woman   Well, years can change   And we become much older      Oh, but we don't always realize   And it becomes harder and harder   Soon I'll be too old to be a debutante   I'm hangin' up my telephone      How come you don't ever come?   How come you don't ever come?   I'm hangin' up my telephone   How come you don't ever come?      Tonight will be the first time ever   That I'll fall in love with the things we can do   Tonight will be the first time ever   That I'll get to know the things we can do      We'll take a break, our line's engaged   No one can stop me now   Well, comin' in, it thrills me so   Never ever let me go, never let me go      Go, go, go, year can change   And we get older and older   Soon I'll be too old to be a debutante   And it becomes harder and harder      Don't leave me hangin' on the telephone   Please, don't leave me hangin' on my telephone      How come you don't ever come?   How come you don't ever come?   Oh yeah, please operator   Please, operator, look out