Granny dress, bleached hair   Always nicks her underwear   She's kissing boys and girls   Can't decide which she prefers      She pouts a lot   Tries to seem   Pensive and pretty   Just looks mean      Trying too hard to be what she wanted   Trying to look like she's a loser   Trying to act like all her dumb heroes   Trying to be a trophy girlfriend who   Could just win you      Eatsd a lot, then starves   Broke her birthday crisp in half   She often faints and while   She is out, you see her smile      She's holding back   So so proud   Sure to be noticed   In a crowd      Trying so hard to be what she wanted   Trying to look like she's a loser   Trying to act like all her dumb heroes   Trying to be a trophy girlfriend who   Could just win you      Holding back   So so proud   Sure to be noticed   In a crowd      Trying so hard to be what she wanted   Trying to look like she's a loser   Trying to act like all her dumb heroes   Trying to be a trophy girlfriend,   Trying so hard to be what she wanted   Trying to look like she's a loser   Trying to act like all her dumb heroes   Trying to be a trophy girlfriend,   Trying so hard to be what she wanted   Trying to look like she's a loser   Trying to act like all her dumb heroes   Trying to be a trophy girlfriend, ooh