Once they killed his monster when it went into a trap   Now hes making better ones on a higher step      On a warm summer day the doctor went away   To a place where he could make it real   His assistants hips were nice   So he cloned her once or twice   Now his hips are aching what a deal      Dr. Stein grows funny creatures   Lets them run into the night   They become great rock musicians   And their time is right      Sometimes when hes feeling bored   Hes calling it a day   Hes got his computers and they do it their own way      They mix some DNA, some skina and a certain spray   You can watch it on a laser screen   And the fellows blue and grey   Or sometimes pink and green   Just check it out on Halloween      Dr. Stein grows funny creatures   Lets them run into the night   They become great politicians   And their time is right      (Solo)      One night he cloned himself   Put his brother on a shelf   But when he fell asleep that night   It crept up from behind and thought "well never mind"   Took a syringe and blew out his life      Dr. Stein grows funny creatures   Lets them run into the night   They become a great possession   And their time is right      Dr. Stein grows funny creatures   Lets them run into the night   They become a great oppression   And their time is right