In the garden of Eden    In the middle of last week    There was Adam and Eve    Plus myself, a.k.a. the Proto-Geek    Feel alone? Just date the snake    Since you're wheel no. 5, just accept your fate       Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek    The future's lookin' god damn bleak    Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek    It's a pest when you're the best at suckin' the worst    Hup-two, left right, ein zwei    Proto-Geek       The godfather of Smiths    and blueprint for all dorks    Never could talk that talk or walk that walk    Feel alone? Just date the snake    Since you're wheel no. 5, just accept your fate       Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek    The future's lookin' god damn bleak    Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek    It's a pest when you're the best at suckin' the worst    Hup-two, left right, ein zwei    Proto-Geek