I'm cynical   Always available   Waiting for my number to be called   I'm skeptical   I can't control it   Don't know if I ever will get caught   I don't need someone to tell me who I am   I don't need a lot of words   To help me understand   That I'm just like you only better      I'm hesitant   Call the president   And maybe he will say a prayer for me   I'm a hypocrite   I can't afford it   Consequences are expensive friends      I'll never let you down   'Cause I'll never be around   Long enough for you to see inside of me   And I'll never hurt you baby   And I'll never tell you lies   I'll only tell myself what I want to believe