Oh the bed   Oooh the bed   Ahhh the bed   Oh the bed   Mmmm the bed   I love the bed      You can lie in bed   You can lay in bed   You can die in bed   You can pray in bed   You can live in bed   You can laugh in bed   You can give your heart   Or break your heart in half in bed      You can tease in bed   You can please in bed   You can squeeze in bed   You can freeze in bed   You can sneeze in bed   Catch the fleas in bed   All of these   Plus eat crackers and cheese in bed      Oh the bed is a thing   Of feather and spring   Of wire and wood   Invention so good      Oh the bed comes complete   With pillow and sheet   With blanket electric   And breath antiseptic      Let there be sheets   Let there be beds   Foam rubber pillows   Under our heads      Let there be sighs   Filling the room   Scanty pajamas   By Fruit of the Loom      You can eat in bed   You can beat in bed   Be in heat in bed   Have a treat in bed   You can rock in bed   You can roll in bed   Find your cock in bed   Lose your soul in bed      You can lose in bed   You can win in bed   But never never never never   Never never never never   Never never never   Never can you sin in bed!