Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers   And they sure don't look like cowboy boots   And that ain't rock and roll you're playin'   And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues      You're singin' a song about makin' love to your drummer   Well gay guitar-pickers don't turn me on   And we don't all get into Donna summer   Do you happen to know any old hank Williams songs      'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur   I should've died a long time before   Have pity on a dinosaur hand me my hat   Excuse me man but where's the door      It used to be I had a lotta fun in this old hangout   We'd get stoned at the jukebox and stay outta fights   Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back   Aww, then a little old Jim beam and we'd get right      And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy   And this disco's very strange to my ear   It looks like they've turned the longhorn into a spaceship   And I'll be leavin' just as soon as I finish this beer      'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur   Should've died a long time before   There's a whole lotta dinosaurs   Give us our hats, excuse me man but where's the door   Get us our hats, excuse me man where's the door