Ohwah, ohwah, ah ah ah ah   Ohwah, ohwah, ah      My old desk doesn't arabesque   In the morning when I first arrive   It's a pleasure to see   It's waiting there for me   To keep my hopes alive      Such a comfort to know   It's got no place to go   It's always there   It's the one thing I've got   A huge success   My good old desk      My old desk never needs a rest   And I've never once heard it cry   I've never seen it tease   It's always there to please me   From nine to five      Such a comfort to know   it's dependable and slow   But it's always there   It's the one friend   I've got a giant of all times   My good old desk      Ohwah, ohwah, ah ah ah ah   Ohwah, ohwah, ah      My old desk isn't picturesque   But it's happy as a desk can be   We never say a word   but it's perfectly alright with me      For when my heart's on the floor   I just open the drawer   Of my favorite guest   And what do I see?   But a picture of me   Working at my good old desk      Ohwah, ohwah, ah ah ah ah   Ohwah, ohwah, ah