Night falls and I'm taken by sleep   Hot night air blows up balloons in my dreams   Ding-dong rings the bell   Something's at the door   So I put on my slippers   And I creep across the floor      For the door from hence I heard   Another ding dong   I peep through the door hole   But something's very wrong   As on my porch   There are thousands of snakes   Ready to strike   I feel queasy and   My knees start to shake      My perilous fate   I see no escape as serpents lay seige   To my country estate   The Devil must have opened up hell's gates   and called up millions of snakes   To take me from this place      Big ones Little ones   Fat ones Skinny ones   Protect me from their venomous drug   That springs from the needles of fangs   Attacked by Snakes      By Snakes   So many snakes   You could fill the grate lakes   With snakes   Ha ha ha run   I try to hide   But snake bites on my face testify   I've been attacked by snakes      By snakes so many snakes   It would take a thousand crates   To contain the snakes after me   I'd rather be burned at the stake   Than be attacked by snakes      Welcome to my world   Or should I say this land of snakes   Serpents lie and wait   At every take my knees quake   As my life these snakes invade   Snake invaders show their fangs   On the snake parade      My perilous fate   I see no escape   As my family prays and waits   I fight them off with    Shovels and rakes and   Bats and phones   But I just can't seem   To shake these bones   That slither from the dark   To destroy my home      (chorus)      One snake, Two snake   Are there any more?   There's two more   Knocking at my door...