A SMALL PACKAGE OF VALUE WILL COME TO YOU SHORTLY    (Dryden, Blackman and Thompson)         Well if we really wanna make it   Really wanna make it, I wanna make it man   Straight ahead all the way you guys   I don't care how dirty you guys get   It doesn't make any difference   Oh fudge, ah well, fudge   Ah Barnum gee whiz rag mop   You know gosh all whillickers   Under the wedding ring I feel a what's that   Finger finger hoo hah hoo hah are you married   Fu fu fudge, hyuh hyuh hyuh rag mop   Hoo wha hoo you do it, I do it, who do it, where do it   Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it   Folks we've been in the business for 20 years   And I've never had a heart attack   You're my friends I want you to know that   Stick it stick it time time time   Take your money sign to clarify that   Ahhh! Ahh! Er ahhh!   Would you believe New York is an island rragh!   (instrumental break)   The Honorable Hawaii sinking   Shi fah fah shuh-hoo-oo-whiss!   Yes what is it   I've been at school you see try try try   Hawaii Hawaii Hawaii   Bok! Bok! Bok! Bok!   The difference to get in though   Not that it makes any difference fah shoo   Uh New York's uh sinking   How old are you little girl   Fudge fudge ay yi the thing is   Nay nay uh! Ca-no-no yes but   Uh-uh-uh Ca-nay-nay ba-no-no   Fah-oo ah Going! Going!   Goh! Goh! Goh! Goh!   No man is an island! Do it do it do it do it   No man is an island!   He's a peninsula